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My piece Pieces I Wont Be Reading Tonight appears on page 100 of the new issue of PENDULOUS BREASTS QUARTERLY, the humor magazine founded by former ONION editor John Howell Harris. This is my first time being for-real published, and Id be tickled if you for-real bought a copy. No, I despise you and/or your writing. So be it. But this thing is, as the trite kids say, bigger than me—also in the issue is work by contributors to Above Average, THE COLBERT REPORT, COMMUNITY, THE DAILY SHOW, FAMILY GUY, the Found Footage Festival, Funny or Die, IMPORTANT THINGS WITH DEMETRI MARTIN, THE JESELNIK OFFENSIVE, KROLL SHOW, LATE NIGHT WITH CONAN OBRIEN, LATE NIGHT WITH JIMMY FALLON, MAD, MCSWEENEYS INTERNET TENDENCY, the NEW YORKER, the ONION, PARKS AND RECREATION, REDUCTRESS, RICK AND MORTY, REVIEW WITH FORREST MACNEIL, SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE, SQUIDBILLIES, 30 ROCK, THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON, and YOUR PRETTY FACE IS GOING TO HELL. And Gary Oldman makes a cameo. As an owner of a PDF of the issue, I can assure you were talking about an embarrassment of riches. You are now sold, yeah? Thats indeed an impressive pedigree, and I applaud your alphabetization prowess, but Ill just read the online version. Youll do no such thing—PBQ is print-only, on the model of ARMY MAN and such. Ooh, quaint! Okay, okay, Ill bookmark the page and order it when I get a ch— The print run is very small—only 1,000, if I recall correctly. Snap this puppy up. Ugh. Fine. See, this is why I despise you. Many thanks.
Posted on: Thu, 13 Mar 2014 11:31:45 +0000

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