NEW PRIVACY CHANGES TO FACEBOOK! POST THIS!! By posting this statement, I give notice to Facebook that it is strictly forbidden from coming into my house when I am not home and eating my cookies and drinking my milk straight from the container without replacing said cookies and milk with the same brand (or better, in the case of eating Oreos and replacing them with Doublestuff Oreos -- that would be totally fine). Further, I forbid Facebook from placing chemtrails over my house for an altitude of one-half mile. Finally, pursuant to the Shadow Proclamation, Facebook is barred from standing in the shadow of the big tree outside my door and watching me unload groceries from the car unless Facebook helps. This help will in no way obligate Facebook to then shelve the groceries correctly in the pantry, but it would be appreciated. If you do not publish this statement at least once, you will be tacitly allowing Facebook to eat your cookies, drink your milk, dose you with chemtrails, and watch you unload groceries all by yourself. DO NOT SHARE. You MUST copy and paste this comment for it to have legal effect under the rules of civil procedure of a court, somewhere, probably.
Posted on: Tue, 06 Jan 2015 03:39:08 +0000
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