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Sent By: https://play.google/store/apps/details?id=com.sis.funnyjokes New Joke - Ek Muslim Couple Divorce Hone Baad,Court Ke Bahar Dono Takrate Hai, Husband Kehta Hai Husband: Ab Humare Beech Koi Rishta Nahi Bacha Wife: Aisa Mat Bolo Salmaan Ke Abba, Hum Abhi Bhi Chachere Bhai-Behen To Hai Hi Na Sent By: https://play.google/store/apps/details?id=com.sis.funnyjokes New Joke - Kisi Ko Exam Mein Paas Karwana Hai...?, Ya Number Badhwane Hai...? Toh Mujhe Naam Or Roll Number Bhejh Dena 2500 Rs Ke Saath. Mein Bhagwaan Se Dua Karunga Sent By: https://play.google/store/apps/details?id=com.sis.funnyjokes New Joke - Ladki Apne Boyfriend Ko Kehti Hai. Girl Friend: Jaanu Mein Apna Purse Gar Bhul Aayi Hoon Mujhe 1000/- Rupaye Chahiye Boy Friend: Sach Mein Dost Hi Dost Ke Kaam Aata Hai, Lo 20/ Rupaye, Riksha Kar Or Ghar Se Purse Le Aa Sent By: https://play.google/store/apps/details?id=com.sis.funnyjokes New Joke - Class Mein Teacher Santa Se Kehti Hai. Teacher: Tumhare Papa Ka Kya Naam Hai? Santa: Google Singh Teacher Hairan Hote Huye: Yeh Kesa Naam Hai? Santa: Bus Mein Jahaan Bhi Jaun Mujhe Doond Lete Hai Sent By: https://play.google/store/apps/details?id=com.sis.funnyjokes New Joke - Ek Baar Santa Ke Sapne Mein Bhagwan Ji Aate Hai Woh Santa Se Puchte Hai. Bhagwan Ji: Bole Kya Chahiye? Santa: Mere Pass Paison Se Bhara Baag Ho, Job Ho, Ek Badi Si Gaadi Ho, Jismein Khub Saari KhubsuratLadkiyaHo Bhagwan Ji: Tathastu Aur Aaj Santa Girls Collage Ki Bus Ka Conductor Hai. Sent By: https://play.google/store/apps/details?id=com.sis.funnyjokes New Joke - T.T Train Main Ticket Check Ker Raha Hota Hai Toh Ek Sadhu Se Bola. T.T To Sadhu: Ticket Dikhao? Sadhu: Ticket Toh Nahi Hai T.T: Kahaan Jana Hai? Sadhu: Jahan Ram Ji Ka Janam Hua Thha T.T: Chal Mere Sath Sadhu Hairani Se: Kahaan? T.T: Jahaan Krishan Ji Ka Janam Hua Tha Jail Sent By: https://play.google/store/apps/details?id=com.sis.funnyjokes New Joke - Teacher Class Mein Student Se Puchti Hai. Teacher: Jiss Aadmi Ke Dono Haath Na Ho Usse English Mein Kya Kahenge? Student: Hands Free Mam.... Sent By: https://play.google/store/apps/details?id=com.sis.funnyjokes New Joke - Santa Apni Wife Ke Saath Dinner Ke Liye Restaurant Mein Jata Hai. Dinner Kerne Ke Baad Waiter Aata Hai. Waiter: Aapka Bill Sir Santa: Yeh Lo Mera Card Waiter: But Sir, Yeh Nahi Chalega, Ye Toh Ration Card Hai Santa: Toh Phir Bahaar Kya Majaak Mein Likha Hai All Cards Are Accepted.!!!! Sent By: https://play.google/store/apps/details?id=com.sis.funnyjokes New Joke - Ek Baar Ek Admi Ko Kahi Jate Hue Raaste Mein Ek Patthar Mila. Uss Pe Likha Tha Patthar Ko Palto Toh Kuch Ban Jaoge Aadmi Ne Khush Hoke Pathar Ko Palta To Uspe Likha Thha Bevkoof Ban Gaye Na Sent By: https://play.google/store/apps/details?id=com.sis.funnyjokes New Joke - Ek Girl Apne Boyfriend Pappu Ko SMS Kerti Hai. Girlfriend: Please Send Me Some Good Jokes Pappu: Main Padh Raha Hoon Girlfriend: Oh Sorry Dear Continue Your Studies Pappu: Darling Yehi To Joke Tha Sent By: https://play.google/store/apps/details?id=com.sis.funnyjokes New Joke - Exam Patterns 1995 To 2020: 1995: Answer All Questions 2000: Answer Any 5 Questions 2010: Answer Either A (Or) B 2015: Atleast Read The Questions 2020: Thanks For Coming Sent By: https://play.google/store/apps/details?id=com.sis.funnyjokes New Joke - 1. Good Girls Are Not Good Looking. 2. Good Looking Girls Are Not Good Girls. 3. Good Looking And Good Girls Are Not Single. 4. Good Looking, Good And Single Girls Have Strong Brothers And Last Most Hurting. 5. Good Looking, Good, Single Girls Without Brother Will Treat Them As Their Brother...... 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Puri Baat To Sunta, 6 Hafte Baad Muje Phaansi Ha.... Sent By: https://play.google/store/apps/details?id=com.sis.funnyjokes New Joke - Wife Udaas Se Mood Mein Husband Se Boli. Wife: Sunoji Ladka Bahut Pese Udane Laga Hai, Jahaan Bhi Chupati Hoon Dhundh Leta Hai Husband: Sale Ki Book Mein Rakh De, Exam Tak Nahi Dhund Payega..!!!!
Posted on: Wed, 11 Sep 2013 04:17:13 +0000
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