Nigeria Our Beloved Country; - Where our mothers use ice cream - TopicsExpress



          

Nigeria Our Beloved Country; - Where our mothers use ice cream bowls to store pepper in the fridge - Where you can easily blame your family members in the village for your problems. - Where ladies don’t accept flowers for valentine or birthday. - Where Gala and Lacasera are d best options wen stuck in traffic. - Where lizard go look ur eyeball, nod head say “notin dey happen guy” - Where a blind beggar will reject a fake naira note. - Where groundnuts are sold in BOTTLES and WATER is sold in SACHETS. - Where parents claim they were always first in school. - Where You Can Be A Driver For Years Without A ‘DRIVER’s LICENCE’ - Where government officials don’t know the national anthem. - Where One minister uses $130million to service a private Jet for a month - Where you are jailed for stealing Maggi and given a chieftancy title for stealing millions. - Where we fight for everything. To gain admission to university, to get a job and worse still to enter a bus! - Where u are robbed of your phone and the robbers come back for your Pin code n charger. - Where ur type of GENERATOR shows how RICH you are. - Where rich men must have pot belly. - WHERE IF U DO ANYHOW U GO SEE ANYHOW. - Where the man who had no shoes is the president. And even with all our customized situations, there is still no place like home! What do you like most about Nigeria?
Posted on: Mon, 24 Mar 2014 08:50:41 +0000

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