Nigeria is a country where: * Weddings must always be on - TopicsExpress

Nigeria is a country where: * Weddings must always be on saturday. * You must always put on native to weddings * When one has any problem, its Ise aye... Then I asked myself, Se aye no dey abroad ni...lol * People using Android and BlackBerry still dey find cheat up and down. * Singlet na our danfo drivers uniform. * Its guys responsibility to always buy gifts for their girls. (Chai!) * Where terrorist fit upload over 57 minutes video from the forest on YouTube, and we wey dey city no go fit upload 1 minute video (Se I no go pack my load go forest like this?) * Where Maths teachers be like, Example, 2+2=4. Then home work, 2*2/2*48x+3b=?. (Chai... Maths teachers, no be so you give us for the example na.) * Where Public schools is better than Private schools... Chai! * Where some people will finish reading this and laugh, then their hand go pain them to drop comment or like... Lol Add yours...