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Now that Im older heres what Ive discovered: 1. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it. 2. My wild oats are mostly enjoyed with prunes and all-bran. 3. I finally got my head together, and now my body is falling apart. 4. Funny, I dont remember being absent-minded. 5. If God wanted me to touch my toes, hed have put them on my knees. 6. If all is not lost, then where the heck is it? 7. It was a whole lot easier to get older, than to get wiser. 8. Some days, youre the top dog; some days youre the lamp post. 9. I wish the buck really did stop here; I sure could use a few of them. 10. Kids in the back seat cause accidents. 11. Accidents in the back seat cause kids. 12. Its hard to make a comeback when you havent been anywhere. 13. The world only beats a path to your door when youre in the bathroom. 14. Funny, I dont remember being absent-minded. 15. When Im finally holding all the right cards, everyone wants to play chess. 16. It’s not hard to meet expenses . . . theyre everywhere. 17. The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth. 18. These days, I spend a lot of time thinking about the hereafter . . . I go somewhere to get something, and then wonder what Im here after. 19. Funny, I dont remember being absent-minded. 20. HAVE I POSTED THIS BEFORE............??????
Posted on: Thu, 13 Nov 2014 21:53:06 +0000

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