OH MY GOODNESS!!! WHO JUST FARTED!?! There I was standing in - TopicsExpress

OH MY GOODNESS!!! WHO JUST FARTED!?! There I was standing in the elevator next to four other people. The man and woman, who knew each other, dressed very well. They had that lawyer swagger. OH MY GOODNESS!!! WHO JUST FARTED!?! Maybe them? Naaah The old man and his designer labelled daughter (or younger girlfriend?). They had that outside countries swagger. OH MY GOODNESS!!! WHO JUST FARTED!?! Maybe them? Naaah The cleaning lady with her bucket and mop, yellow gloves and black boots. OH MY GOODNESS!!! WHO JUST FARTED!?! Maybe her? Yeaaah I guess thats why everyone slowly took a step away from her and gave her a disapproving look. Oh. Wait a minute...I forgot one person! Denzel, that guy that represented a whole country at a continental competition? He was smelling rather decent and looking rather decent. OH MY GOODNESS!!! WHO JUST FARTED!?! Maybe him? Hmmm... :D Yes. It was me. hehe You havent lived till you have learned the art of a #SilentFart in public while keeping a straight face. :D Fun Fact: Some of the most decent people you see around have the most disturbing habits...Skeletons In The Closet!