ONE FOOT IN MY MOUTH 4/4/14 No 43 Editorial:- We are expecting huge improvements in our tech centre over the week end. Staff are being issued with the latest notepads and comms equipment. Watch this space. Around The World:- Did you know that Ringo Starr, yes that one, appeared in a japanese advert for apple sauce. The Japanese word for apple is Ringo and apple sauce is ringosoosu. Come on! Angla-Alina Bita and his partner have been jailed for 1 year for trying to smuggle 2 iguanas into Britain in their socks. The creatures were well trained and did`nt complain. They just wanted bread to go with the cheese. History:- 1460; University of `Basle` in Switzerland established up in the mountains. It was called faulty towers. 1581; Francis Drake, Knighted by Queen Elizabeth I, a few months after his return from his circumnavigation of the world. 1655; Battle of Postage Ferina, Tunis: English fleet defeats Barbary Pirates. The stamp of authority. 1737; Anthony van Heim,installed as Dutch pension advisor. That would suit me. 1814; Napoleon abdicates for the first time in favour of his son. Birthdays:- 1895; Arthur Murray, dancing teacher. (d1990) 95. 1915; Muddy Waters, singer. (d1983) 68. 1932; Anthony Perkins, actor. (d1992) 60. 1963; Graham Norton, TV host. 51. 1965; Robert Downey Jr, actor. 49. 1973; David Blaine, magician. 41. Deaths:- 1968; Martin Luther King, shot the day after his Birthday. 1972; John A H J S Bruins Slot, co-founder/editor in chief (illegal). With a name that long it must have been a broadsheet. Niche publication. 1972; Adam Clayton Powell Jr, civil rights activist,(b1990)63 1979; Zulfika al Bhutto, Pakistani politician (b1928) executed.51. Marriages:- 2001; Actress Brooke Shields (35) weds sitcom writer Chris Henchy (37) 2008; Singer Beyonce Knowles (30) webs rapper Jay-Z (43). Sport:- Big weekend coming up. Grand national. One of my favorite sports events. The sponsors are handing out free flip flops to the ladies in case of rain. They would flip their lids if it was a flop. The Boat Race. We support Cambridge, The Light Blues and the best swimmers. The 3rd Grand Prix, We are completely unbiased. We remain unbiased. We will always be Sort of in the middle. Honest! Finally it is said that Michael Schumacher is showing signs of improvement. We wish him and his family our best wishes. Word Of The Day. Liger. Offspring of a lion and a tigress. In that case a Tion would be the offspring of a tiger and a lioness. So what would the cross between an arsevourian bee and a 7 legged spider be? I don`t really know, it just goes round in circles only to vanish up somewhere.
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