OPEN LETTER TO MY WIFE My future Wife, Anywhere in the world, Hi, THIS SEASON IS RIFE WITH THE EXPRESSION OF HIDDEN AFFECTION OR OPEN OPPOSITION IN PUBLIC EPISTOMOLOGY AND FOR THIS, I WILL NOT WANT TO COME SHORT OF. FOR EVERY MAN THEY SAY THERE IS A WOMAN AND FOR THAT REASON I KNOW YOU ARE THERE SOMEWHERE FOR ME BECAUSE I AM A MAN. IT IS ALSO SAID THAT NONE SHALL WANT HER MATE AND I AM YOUR MATE THAT IS WAITING FOR YOU. MAYBE I HAVE NOT COME ACROSS YOU OR I MAY HAVE MISSED YOU WHEN YOU CROSSED MY PATH OR MAYBE IGNORED YOU WHEN I SHOULD HAVE DONE OTHERWISE BUT DO NOT PUT THE BLAME ON ME BECAUSE IN MY DESPERATION TO FIND YOU, YOUR FELLOW WOMEN FOLKS HAVE CONFUSED MY THOUGHT PATTERN,DIFFUSED MY PSYCHOLOGICAL FOCAL POINT AND DELIBERATELY REDUCED MY OPPORTUNITY COST TO FIND YOU-MY ONE AND ONLY. THEIR HALF-CLADDED BOSSOMS OR OVER ENHANCED CONTOURS HAVE MESMERIZED ME BEYOND MY GOAL OF FINDING YOU. THEIR FALSIFIED PERSONALITIES AND GALVANIZED BEAUTIFICATION HAVE THROWN ME OVER THE BOARD OF FOCUS, CONCENTRATION AND PURPOSEFUL SEARCH AND ABOVE THEM ALL, THIS TECHNOLOGICAL INVASION OF MY PRIVATE PARTS HAVE BLINDED ME FROM NOTICING YOU WHEN MAYBE YOU PASSED BYE. I AM RIGHT NOW IN A DILEMMA BECAUSE ALL THOSE SOFTER VERSION OF MAN THAT I HAVE BEEN HOPING TO SETTLE DOWN WITH AND FULFILL DIVINE MANDATE OF REPLENISHING THE EARTH HAVE ALL THROWN DISAPPOINTMENT ON MY FACE BECAUSE THEY MAKE ME FEEL UNWORTHY OF BEING THEIR CUP BEARERS OR SERVANT BUT I KNOW YOU WILL NOT DO SAME SINCE YOU BEAR THE RIB THAT WILL FIT INTO THIS HOLLOW I AM FEELING RIGHT NOW. THEY HAVE TRIED TO MAKE ME FIT INTO THEIR DEFINITION OF MR. RIGHT AND I HAVE TRIED TO BUT THE TASK SEEM SO HIGH AND UNMANAGEABLE FOR ME TO KEEP AT. TO BE THAT TALL DARK AND HANDSOME HUNK THAT WILL SWEEP THEM OFF THEIR FEET WITH TV-PRIZED 6-PACKS ABS HAVE BEEN SUCH A HERCULEAN TASK FOR ME. I WAS NOT CREATED SUCH BUT TO MAKE UP FOR ALL THOSE NATURAL IN-SUFFICIENCIES OF CREATION I HAVE COLLECTED LOANS TO BUY THE BEST OF EVERYTHING CALLED TOYS-PHONES, CARS, WRIST WATCHES,DESIGNER CLOTHINGS, AND MAKE-BELIEVE ETHIQUTTES TO AT LEAST FIT INTO THOSE HIGH STANDARDS THE MEDIA HAS CLAIMED WILL ATTRACT THE BEST OF YOUR KIND BUT HONESTLY, IT HAS NOT WORKED FOR ME. I HAVE EVEN TAKEN IT TO SOME EXTREME OF GOING TO WHERE THERE SHOULD BE UNCONDITIONAL EXPRESSION OF LOVE-THE PLACE WHERE FRIENDS MEET FRIENDS AND EVERY ONE MEETS JESUS BUT I THINK THAT MAY BE MY BIGGEST MISTATKE. I HAVE DEDICATED MY LIFE, SKILLS AND SERVICCE ALONG WITH MY WEALTH TO SERVE IN THE VINEYARD WITH THE HOPE THAT I WILL BE REWARDED WITH YOU AS A FAITHFUL SERVANT ON MY DUTY POST. I HAVE ACTED IN ALL THE RELIGIOUS BEST PRACTICES THAT SHOULD LAY AT MY FEET THAT WOMAN OF MY DREAMS IN MY YOUTH, PRAYED AGAINST ALL THE ‘WINCHES’ AND WIZARDS, USED ALL THE AVAILABLE BLOOD TO CLEANS AND UNLOCKED EVERY FURNACE OF FIRE, SULPHUR AND BRIMSTONE TO KILL ANY AND EVERY ONE STANDING BETWEEN ME AND YOU BUT AS THE CLOCK TICKS AND THE YEARS SLIDE BY, I HAVE FOUND OUT THAT THIS MAY BE THE WORST PLACE TO SEARCH AS THEY ARE MORE VAIN AND FALSE THAN THE ONES I LEFT OUT THERE OR AS IF THAY ARE COMPETING WITH THOSE ON THE SCREENS IF NOT SETTING THE STANDARDS FOR THOSE TO FOLLOW. BUT HAVING SUCCESSFULLY, PERSISTENTLY AND DELIBERATELY MADE YOU MY NUMBER ONE PRAYER REQUESTS IN ALL NEW YEAR FASTING AND PRAYERS, ANOINTING SERVICES AND PRAYER CONFERENCES AND EVEN NEW YEAR RESOLUTIONS FOR THE LAST 11 YEARS OF THIS ENDLESS SEARCH FOR MRS. RIGHT AFTER THE 23 YEARS I SPENT SURFING AND BROWSING ON THE OTHER SIDE TO FIND YOU TO NO AVAIL, I HAD TO RELUNTANTLY RESORT TO THIS LAST OPTION FROM THE ADVISE OF THE OTA GENERAL WHOSE ENTREATIES TO THE TRANSFORMATION LEADER RECEIVED NO ATTENTION UNTIL HIS 18 PAGERS HIT THE NEWS STAND AND THE HORNET’S NESTS WAS STIRRED. I HOPE THIS WILL HAVE THE SAME EFFECT SO THAT YOU AND I CAN FINALLY MEET BECAUSE IT IS NO LONGER FUNNY AND EXCITING AGAIN. JUNIOR I TAUGHT EXTRA MURAL FOR HIS COMMON ENTRANCE WHEN I WAS AN UNDERGRADUATE AS GONE AHEAD TO FINISH HIS UNIVERSITY EDUCATION, GOT HIS MRS. RIGHT, GAVE BIRTH TO SOME RUGRATS BUT THE WORST IS THAT HIS FIRST MISSILLE AND STRENGHT OF HIS LOINS IS NOW AN UNDERGRADUATE AND HE WAS AT MY OFFICE YESTERDAY TO SEEK AN INTERNSHIP POSITION WITH ME.!! CAN YOU IMAGINE SUCH ERRANT NON SENSE? AND HE EXPECTS ME TO GIVE HIM THE OPPORTUNITY WHILE HE TAUNTS ME WITH THE THOUGHT OF MY INABILITY TO FIND YOU EVERY DAY I SEE HIM WALK DOWN THE OFFICE CORRIDORS. I’M SORRY IF I’M RAPPING AT YOU BUT IT IS NOT YOUR FAULT BUT YOU MUST SHOW YOURSELF SO I CAN FIND YOU FAST BEFORE I DO THE THING THAT I DON’T WANT TO DO THAT IS IN MY MIND. OUR SET MAN SAID WE SHOULD BE FOLLOWERS OF THEM WHO THROUGH FAITH AND PATIENCE INHERITED THE PROMISE BUT EVEN IF I CAN’T FIND PROMISE WHY CAN’T HE GIVE ME FAITH OR PATIENCE? ONE OF THEM WILL DO FOR ME BUT I DON’T KNOW WHEN THAT CAN BE BECAUSE I CAN’T WAIT ANY LONGER AFTER I DISPATCH THIS OPEN LETTER TO YOU. LET US NOT DO THIS WRONG TO OURSELVES PLEASE, I KNOW YOU MUST BE IN NEED OF MR. RIGHT TOO AND MAYBE THE PRESSURE MAY BE HIGHER ON YOU THAN ALL THOSE I AM FEELING SINCE YOU ARE A LADY THAT IS NOT ACCEPTED IN THIS CULTURE TO WAIT WITHOUT A MR. RIGHT THIS LONG. LETS HELP OURSELVES TO SAVE OURSELVES OR ELSE…. WHEREVER YOU ARE READING THIS PUBLIC EXPOSITION OF MY HEART, PLEASE DO NOT HESITATE TO CALL OUT TO ME AND FAST AT THAT BECAUSE JANUARY HAS COME TO AN END SO SOON AGAIN AND I WILL NOT WANT TO CELEBRATE DECEMBER WITHOUT YOU BY MY SIDE BECAUSE I DON’T KNOW IF I CAN OR WILL WITHOUT YOU. FOR THE RECORDS, I HAVE PAID OFF THE LOANS FOR THE TOYS AND GADGETS I OWN THOUGH BUT I HAD TO SOW THEM AS SEED IN ALL MY QUEST TO FIND YOU. BUT WITH YOU BY MY SIDE, WE CAN AGAIN BUILD UP BIGGER AND BETTER TOYS BECAUSE TWO CAN PUT TEN THOUSAND TO FLIGHT AGAINST ONE FOR A THOUSAND. SO TILL YOU READ THIS PUBLIC EPISTLE AND CONSTANT ME ACCORDINGLY, DO NOT FORGET TO MEND YOUR BROKEN HEARTS FROM ALL YOUR SHATTERED RELATIONSHIPS AND DISAPPOINTMENTS IN YOUR LONG WALK TO THE ALTAR. ALWAYS KNOW THAT I WILL CHERISH YOU ABOVE ALL OTHERS EVEN IF YOU DO NOT MEET THE BEAUTY, SKINNY,6 INCHES HEELED, CAT-WALKING STANDARDS OF ALL THOSE TELEVISION MODELS AND ACTRESSES. I PROMISE TO TAKE YOU AS YOU ARE BECAUSE SOME ARE WONDERFULLY MADE WHILE OTHERS ARE FEARFULLY MADE. BUT I PRAY YOU FALL IN THE CATEGORY OF THE FORMER TO AVERT EVERY HEART ATTACK AND BEAUTY SHOCK. TILL WE MEET AND WALK UP THE ISLE, YOU ARE FOREVER IN MY MIND. YOUR RIGHT MAN, Me.
Posted on: Fri, 31 Jan 2014 08:51:17 +0000
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