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OVictor Chukwu: Im about to start reading The Seven Books of Moses; a mysterious book that will grant me my heart desires in a split of a second. And I mean anything that I ever wish for. Now that sounds good enough, but it is not without some inevitable ramifications if one breaks the rule. The rule says it has to be read at very odd hours, from 12am to 3am in the midnight. One has to be very audible while reading this book. And there shouldnt be any mistake at all, not in pronunciation or grammar. Not even a slip of tongue is permitted. There is no room for repetition of words, and the reader has to be through by 3am dot for the rituals to take effect. Like I said, failure to adhere to any of these rules will attract terrible and unbearable consequences. The reader might turn to a beast, or a mosquito, or some kind of bird and fly away. Sometimes he might even run mad and disappear. Now that could be so scary. But from what I heard, if one successfully reads the book through, he could wish for anything in the world and it will just happen that way. I can even stay in the comfort of my room and command that a strong wind should just carry President Goodluck up and hit him on the ground three times and it will happen just that way. In fact, if I so wish it, Bill Gates will sign his Microsoft company and every other of his assets to my name and I will become the proud owner. Anyway, Ive not been a good reader. Each time I read I make mistakes, always. But for her, I will take all the risk in the world. Its all because of a woman. Its either they kill me, or Ill kill them all.
Posted on: Wed, 20 Nov 2013 12:32:02 +0000

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