Ok kids, its STORY TIME. I figured what better way to celebrate, if you will. My returning to work and a active member of the daily grind, after two weeks off. Then to share with you, a movement in my life. Thats right, I meant movement, not moment in my life. Yup folks, its another poop story... :) on this particular day we found ourselves working for a local contractor. And to no surprise to us, just like every other job weve ever done for them. The house was behind schedule, and every trade was there at the same time. Trying to get the house finished in time to close. Electricians, plumbers, painters, etc, and then us. The floor whores! Constantly in each others way, trying to be polite. But cursing each other under our breaths!! It was a cluster f*ck, to say the least!! The work day was only half way over, but we were almost finished with what we were hired to do. The whole time holding in a bowel movement, because the house was so crowded. Not being able to take the pressure any longer. I asked one of the plumbers if the upstairs bathrooms worked. I gotta big fat YES. I made my way up stairs. But with the power off on the 2nd level. I had to squint to see, with just enough light coming thru the painted over visqueen covered windows. I found the bathroom, and in the dark corner. I could just make out the silhouette of the toilet. Finally, relieve is just a movement away. ( theres that word again😄). So I settled in, and just as I pinched one off. I heard a sound. As if I just dropped a heavy, wet sponge into a empty 5 gallon bucket. A thud, if you will. I leaned over and noticed there was no water supple line. Heck, the toilet wasnt even bolted down! Upon a further inspection of my surroundings, I realized I wasnt even in a bathroom! YUP... Thats right folks. I actually took a dump in a empty toilet while sitting in a walk in closet!! To my relief, we finished our work. And I made it outta there before I got busted. As we were backing our way outta the drive, I told my buddy. And we just laughed, and laughed :) hey... Being a flooring installer may suck. Atleast Im not a plumber.
Posted on: Wed, 09 Jul 2014 00:02:42 +0000
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