Ok men, I know you think that getting a pedicure means relaxing - TopicsExpress



          

Ok men, I know you think that getting a pedicure means relaxing and being pampered. I want to expose the truth. Our cuticles are cut with sharp instruments. They scrape the skin off of our feet with cheese graters and then irritate our skin by rubbing it with hard styrofoam sponges. They rub our legs with burning hot stones and then scald our feet with boiling hot liquid wax. If we are getting a manicure too, they take away our means to call for help by rendering our cell phones useless. A pedicure is torture, so all women should be revered for our bravery and sacrifice in order to look nice.
Posted on: Thu, 17 Oct 2013 17:35:50 +0000

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