Only Real Nigerians; 1. Check the expiry date of gala after eating it. 2. Go to church with extension and BB charger (charging in his presence) 3. Update on BBM "about 2 cross", get hit by a car and still update "dying tinz". 4. Say an opening prayer at a nite club. 5. Go to an eatery and buy bottled water just to watch a soccer match. 6. Go to a supermarket, buy a bottle of coke and spend 30mins snapping with champagne bottles. 7. wear sunshades at nite dress in complete rainbow colours like its rag day and call it colour blonding. 9. Count money after withdrawing from an ATM (we trust no one, not even machines) 10. Wear head warmers at 45degrees celsius. 11. Call a fat hausa man "alhaji" and a thin one "aboki". 12. Travel to china for 2days and come back with a british accent.
Posted on: Mon, 02 Sep 2013 04:43:28 +0000
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