Our colleagues in Somerset have informed us of a bus cancellation which occurred in the last twenty minutes. The Number 75 from Bristol to Cribbs Causeway was cancelled about half an hour ago. This was due to the driver, after drinking Guinness and eating a king prawn vindaloo last night, chancing his luck by attempting to sneakily break wind. Alas, he ended up "sharting", which meant he had to evacuate the bus and return the vehicle to the depot for valeting. The driver in question has been given the rest of the evening off, so he can recover with a shower, a couple of Immodium and some clean underwear, and he can return to his duties tomorrow morning. First apologise to any passengers on board when this unpleasant scenario unfolded, and to all other passengers inconvenienced by the cancellation. Thank You The First Team
Posted on: Tue, 10 Sep 2013 16:03:30 +0000
Trending Topics
© 2015