* PERFECT ANSWERS TO STUPID PEOPLE. 1. When people see you lying down, with your eyes closed they still ask: Are you sleeping? A: No! Im training to die! 2. Imagine when you take an electronic equipment to a technician to get it fixed and he still asks you: Need it to be fixed? A: No, it got bored of staying home alone so I brought It over for a ride! 3. When Its raining and someone notices you going out, they ask: Are you going out in this rain? A: No, in the next one! 4. When you wake up, then comes an idiot asking you: You Awake? A: No. Im sleep walking! 5. Your friend calls your home phone: Where are you? A: At the bus stop! 6. They see you wet coming from the bathroom: Did you just have a bath? A: No, I fell in the toilet bowl! 7. You are standing right in front of the elevator on the ground floor and they ask: Going up? A: No, no, I am waiting for my apartment to come down and get me! 8. Your boyfriend comes to your house with a bunch of flowers. And you still ask him: Are those Flowers? A: No baby! They are Carrots! 9. Youre in the toilet when someone knocks on the door asking: Is anyone in there? A: No! The SHIT is talking to you.
Posted on: Sat, 09 Nov 2013 09:12:55 +0000
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