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Parenting can be hard and sometimes all we can do is smile and get through it. Here are 30 Laws of Parenting that are constant no matter what… 1. Toys multiply to fill available space. 2. The later you stay up at night, the earlier your kids will get up. 3. On the one day you have to get up early, your child(ren) will sleep late. 4. The piece of bread and jam your child is about to drop will fall face down on your carpet. 5. More water will end up outside the bath or shower than in it. 6. The more time you spend making a meal, the less your child will like it. 7. When you make them their favourite meal, they won’t eat it. 8. If the shoe fits… It’s expensive. 9. The more important the meeting/appointment the more likely your child will be sick that day. 10. If there is a Lego piece on the floor, your bare foot will find it and step on it. 11. The more loads of laundry you do the more the washing basket fills up. 12. When it’s bedtime they will suddenly need a drink, a pee, another story… 13. The moment you put on a clean diaper on your child is the moment they pee or poo again. 14. You will find yourself taking things out of the toilet on a regular basis. 15. You will only find out about the science/craft/homemade costume project the night before or on the day it’s due in. 16. The minute you decide to take advantage of nap time to have a shower/watch TV/read a book/do laundry is the moment nap time ends. 17. Saying Do Not Touch means your child will touch it. 18. A quiet toddler is a dangerous toddler. 19. Closing the bathroom door causes them to come find you. 20. That expensive toy your child insisted they had to have will be played with twice then never again. 21. Your toddler will be more fascinated with the packaging of a toy than the toy itself. 22. Your child will remember and repeat every swear word you ever utter. 23. There will be no change/coins in the house when the Tooth Fairy arrives 24. There will be no money in the house when your child needs it next day for a school trip or school fundraiser. 25. As soon as you tell another parent that you’ve never had a particular problem with your child, you will start to have that particular problem. 26. The more urgent your need to leave the house on time, the more likely your child is to need the toilet. 27. Your child will suddenly need to pee when you have a trolley full of groceries just before the checkout, or when they are inside their hard to get off ballet costume or snow suit, or when you are in the car nowhere near a toilet.. 28. If your son has spent months begging to take karate lessons, the day you sign him up and pay for the classes is the day he will switch his interest to soccer. 29. The day you decide to wear ‘something nice’ will be the day your child child covers you with blood, snot and tears. 30. The chances of enjoying a holiday decreases in direct proportion to the distance you have to travel.
Posted on: Wed, 28 May 2014 01:40:09 +0000

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