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Posted on the White House page by James Christy Dare. Its a great read! Dear Mr. Obama: Im planning to move my family and extended family to Mexico and I need you to assist us as follows: Were planning to simply walk across the border from the U.S. into Mexico, and need your help to make a few arrangements. We plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas, passports, immigration quotas and laws. Im sure they handle those things the same way you do here. So, would you mind telling the President of Mexico, that we’re on our way over? Please let him know that we will be expecting the following: 1. Free medical care for my entire family. 2. English-speaking government bureaucrats for all services we might need, whether we use them or not. 3. Please print all Mexican Government forms in English. 4. I want my grandkids to be taught Spanish by English-speaking (bilingual) teachers. 5. Tell their schools they need to include classes on American culture and history. 6. We want our grandkids to see the American flag on one of the flag poles at their school. 7. Please plan to feed my grandkids at school for both breakfast and lunch. 8. We will need a local Mexican drivers licenses so we can get easy access to government services. 9. We do plan to get cars and drive in Mexico, but we dont plan to purchase car insurance, and we probably wont make any special effort to learn local traffic laws. 10. In case one of the Mexican police officers does not get the memo from their president to leave me alone, please be sure that every patrol car has at least one English-speaking officer. 11. We plan to fly the U.S. flag from my housetop, put U.S. flag decals on my car, and have a gigantic celebration on July 4th. We do not want any complaints or negative comments from the locals. 12. We would also like to have a nice job without paying any taxes, or have any labor or tax laws enforced on any business we may start. 13. Please have the president tell all the Mexican people to be extremely nice and never say critical things about me or my family, or about the strain we might place on their economy. 14. We want to receive free food stamps. 15. Naturally, well expect free rent subsidies. 16. Well need income tax credits so that although we dont pay Mexican taxes, Ill receive money from the government. 17. Please arrange it so that the Mexican Government pays $4,500.00 to each of us to help us buy a new car. 18. Oh yes, I almost forgot, please enroll us free into the Mexican Social Security program so that well get a monthly income in retirement. I know this is an easy request because you already do all these things for all of the people who walk over to the U.S. from Mexico. I am sure that the President of Mexico wont mind returning the favor if you ask him nicely. Respectfully, Joe and Jane Doe, U.S. Citizens
Posted on: Sat, 02 Aug 2014 02:47:57 +0000

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