Q- You know why women love shoes? A- Because no matter how much & whatever they eat , the shoes always fit.. Q- Why cant Women Drive well? A- Because there are so many mirrors in a car to distract them.. Q- Why cant Women stand a day in a Jungle? A- There are no Shopping Centers.. Q- How to save a Dying Woman? A- Tell her about a 90% Sale going on somewhere.. Q- If a Woman is Quiet, which day is it? A- Who Cares, just Enjoy that Day.. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The woman who invented the phrase All men are the same was a Chinese woman who lost her husband in a crowd. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ BEWARE OF FEMALE DRIVERS: After Accident, Driver Angrily said - I showed you the Headlights and told u let me go first......... Female Driver- I also started the Wipers and said No, No, No.. Driver fainted !!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ There are 3 kinds of men in this world. Some remain single and make wonders happen. Some have girlfriends and see wonders happen. Rest get married and wonder what happened=)) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Wives are magicians. ..... . . . . . . . . . . They can change anything into an argument ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Women live a Better, Longer & Peaceful Life, as compared to men. WHY? A very INTELLIGENT Sardar replied: Women dont have a wife! Send this to all women for a good laugh and to men who can handle it....
Posted on: Mon, 27 Jan 2014 07:06:05 +0000
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