Q: What is square and green? A: A lemon in disguise Q: How do you make an artichoke? A: Strangle it Q: What’s the fastest vegetable? A: A runner bean Q: What do you call two rows of vegetables? A: A dual cabbage way Q: Why did the banana go to the doctor? A: Because it wasn’t peeling well Q: What is small, round and giggles a lot? A: A tickled onion Q: What’s the strongest vegetable? A: A muscle sprout From: Natalya Byrt, NSW Q: What did the apple skin say to the apple? A: I’ve got you covered From: Tayla, QLD Q: What did the traffic light say to the tomato crossing? A: Dont look now, Im changing” From: Minnell Chandra, NSW Q: What did they say to the man who went for a job at the print shop? A: Sorry, youre not the right type. From: Jack, QLD Q: Why arent bananas ever lonely? A: Because they come in bunches! From: John Utah, NSW Q: What is a vampires favourite fruit? A: A neck-tarine! From: Amanda Lee, ACT Q: Why did the Tomato go out with a prune? A: Because he couldnt find a date! Q: How do you fix a broken tomato? A: Tomato paste! Q: What did the lettuce say to the celery? A: Quit stalking me. From: Justin Hayden, NSW Knock, Knock Whos there? Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce in and youll find out. From: Michael Alonso, VIC Q: What do fish call a submarine? A: A can of people. From: Mandy, QLD Q: Why do witches ride a broomsticks? A: Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy. From: Enrico Q: What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato whilst on a family walk? A: Ketchup. From: Harry, NSW Q: Why did the tomato blush? A: Because he saw the salad dressing. From: Anna, QLD Q: Why didnt the teacher believe the ghost? A: Because she could see right through him. From: Joe, WA Q: What do you call a retired vegetable? A: A has-bean. From: Jessica, QLD Q: What happens to grapes when you step on them? A: The wine. From: Amy, NSW Q: What do you call an angry pea? A: Grump-pea. From: Armando, NSW Q: What do you call a fast fungus? A: A mush-vroom. From: Lisa, ACT Knock Knock! Whos there? Olive Olive who? Olive here (I live here) Knock Knock! Whos there? Turnip Turnip who? Turnip the radio please! Knock Knock! Whos there? Bean Bean who? Bean a while since I last saw ya! From: Alycia McDonall, NSW Q: Why did the lemon cross the road? A: Because it wanted to be a lemon squash! From: Rachel, VIC Q: What do chickens grow on? A: Eggplants. From: Raman Subbarethinam, QLD Q: What do you call a fish which can say its own name? A: Bob! From: Katie Hartlepool Q: What is red and blushes? A: An embarrassed tomato! From: Julian Warren Q: How do you find a lost rabbit? A: Easy. Make a noise like a carrot. From: Anonymous Q: What is small, red and whispers? A: A hoarse radish. From: Anonymous Q: What do you get if you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? A: Hot cross buns. From: Andrew, NSW Q: What did the fish say when it hit the wall? A: Dam. From: Ashleigh, QLD Q: Do you know who the father of all bad jokes is? A: Pop Corn!! From: Anonymous Q: Who greets you at the door of a haunted house? A: A ghost host. From: Anonymous Q: If a youg pig is called a piglet, what is a young bull called? A: A bullet. From: Jeanne, NSW Q: What did the fly say when it flew into a window? A: If I had more guts Id do that again. From: Anonymous Q: What did the skeleton sing on the motorcycle? A: Bad to the bone... From: Anonymous Q: Why didnt the first chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side. Q: What kind of dog has no tail? A: Hot dog. Q: Why was six so sad? A: Because seven ate nine. From: Alice Robinson, Brisbane, QLD Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: A newspaper. Q: Why did the hen cross the road? A: To prove she wasnt chicken! Q: What gets bigger the more you take away? A: A hole! From: Dara Robinson, Brisbane, QLD Q: Why did the passion fruit vine lose its passion? A: Because its fruit fell off! From: Anonymous Mr Blueberry and a Mr Banana were talking about the bear giving Ms Grape a hug. I think he squeezed her a little too hard Why do you think that? Because she let out a little wine From: Anonymous Q: Why didnt the skeleton cross the road? A: Because he had no guts. From: Nathan Q: What do you get if you cross a camel and a cow? A: A lumpy milkshake! From: Van, Chermside, QLD Q: Why did the tomato blush? A: Because it saw Mrs Greenpea over the back fence. From: Sommer and Ellie, NSW Q: What do you call two banana peels? A: A pair of slippers From: Megan Bray, NSW Q: Why did the beetroot blush? A: Because it saw the salad dressing... From: Levi Worden Q: What did the eye say to the other eye? A: Between you and me something smells! From: Anonymous Q: What did the Mama melon say to the baby melons boyfriend? A: You Cant-Eloupe From: Anonymous Q: What goes ha ha ha plonk? A: A skeleton laughing his head off! Q: What did the hammer say to the piece of wood? A: We nailed that one! From: Stevie Newey, NSW Teacher: Class give me a sentence with politics in it. Student: My parrot Poly ate a clock, and now, polytics. From: Samantha Li, NSW, Age 9 Q: Which one is heavier? A snail or an elephant? A: A snail because it carries its house on its back. From: Catherine Li, NSW, Age 11 Q: What is a navy officers favourite fruit? A: Naval oranges.
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