READ TO SMILE AWAY SADNESS::: JOKE COLLECTIONS: 1. A lady with big boobs entered a bus. She had a rosary around her neck with the cross between her boobs. Akpos was sitting beside her and couldnt help staring. The lady knowing Akpos has been staring for over 15mins then asked Are you looking at Jesus Christ who died on the cross? Akpos replied: No! Am actually looking at the two thieves beside him. 2. A man caught his wife in bed with his best friend. Out of anger, he took his gun and shoots his friend. Out of fear, his wife shouted, FRANK! FRANK! If u continue like this, u will lose all your friends o! 3. Peter: teacher, do honey have legs? Teacher: No, but why do you ask? Peter: because, last night, i over heard my dad saying, Honey, please open your legs wide. 4. SON: Mom, grandma is so annoying, I wish she will just die. MOTHER: Idiot, its your mother that will die not mine. 5. Teacher: our topic today is question tag. Eg: obi is a boy. Isnt he? Yes he is. Can I have other examples. Ochoku: we go chop yam today. Chopint we? Teacher: wrong, can anybody correct him? Akpors: dont mind that block head. We go chop yam today. Yamint we? Teacher fainted.
Posted on: Tue, 02 Sep 2014 13:12:38 +0000
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