RULES OF FLYING !!!! Reposting cos felt like posting Rules For Pilots 1. Every takeoff is optional. Every landing is mandatory. 2. If you push the stick forward, the houses get bigger. If you pull the stick back, they get smaller. That is, unless you keep pulling the stick all the way back, then they get bigger again. 3. Flying isnt dangerous. Crashing is whats dangerous. 4. Its always better to be down here wishing you were up there than up there wishing you were down here. 5. The ONLY time you have too much fuel is when youre on fire. 6. The propeller is just a big fan in front of the plane used to keep the pilot cool. When it stops, you can actually watch the pilot start sweating. 7. When in doubt, hold on to your altitude. No one has ever collided with the sky. 8. A good landing is one from which you can walk away. A great landing is one after which they can use the plane again. 9. Learn from the mistakes of others. You wont live long enough to make all of them yourself. 10. You know youve landed with the wheels up if it takes full power to taxi to the ramp. 11. The probability of survival is inversely proportional to the angle of arrival. Large angle of arrival, small probability of survival and vice versa. 12. Never let an aircraft take you somewhere your brain didnt get to five minutes earlier. 13. Stay out of clouds. The silver lining everyone keeps talking about might be another airplane going in the opposite direction. Reliable sources also report that mountains have been known to hide out in clouds. 14. Always try to keep the number of landing you make equal to the number of take-offs youve made. 15. There are three simple rules for making a smooth landing. Unfortunately no one knows what they are.
Posted on: Thu, 11 Dec 2014 15:41:23 +0000
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