Raptors are superior beings, and their biological construction reflects this. Notably its sharp claws. These are built for destruction of all materials and substances. You cannot hide from a Velociraptor. Studies have been conducted where several scientists were barricaded behind a solid concrete wall, bordered by several fences of solid iron. Within minutes, the raptors used their sharp claws to slice through the fences, then brought down the concrete wall with one kick. The wall landed on the scientists, and the scientific research facility was lost to the raptors. The Velociraptor Free Workplace Union would like to remind everyone that you should never be more than 5 feet away from a tire iron. We also recommend that you wear cretaceous period level body armor where raptor attacks are frequent.
Posted on: Tue, 24 Sep 2013 02:17:21 +0000
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