Reasons Why Beer is Better Than Women 1. You can enjoy a beer all night long. 2. Beer stains wash out. 3. You dont have to wine and dine beer. 4. A beer will wait in the car while you go and play football. 5. When your beer goes flat, you toss it out. 6. Beer is never late. 7. A beer doesnt get jealous when you grab another beer. 8. Hangovers go away. 9. Beer labels come off without a fight. 10. When you go to a bar, you can always pick up a beer. 11. Beer never has a headache. 12. After youve had a beer, the bottle is still worth 5 cents. 13. A beer wont get upset if you come home and have another beer. 14. If you pour a beer right, youll always get good head. 15. A beer goes down easy. 16. You can have more than one beer in a night and not feel guilty. 17. You can share a beer with your friends. 18. You always know youre the first one to pop a beer. 19. Beer is always wet. 20. Beer doesnt demand equality. 21. You can have a beer in public. 22. A beer doesnt care when you come. 23. A frigid beer is a good beer. 24. You dont have to wash a beer before it tastes good. 25. If you change beers, you dont have to pay alimony. 26. You cant catch social diseases from a beer. 27. When youre interrupted by a beer its for a good reason. 28. A beer is always satisfying. 29. A beer gets lighter the longer you hold it. 30. A beer wont tell you its pregnant for fun. 31. A beer does not come with in-laws. 32. No matter what the package, a beer still looks good. 33. To cool off a beer, all you have to do is put it in the ice box. 34. All you have to do to get over a beer is take a leak. 35. Beer doesnt complain about farting. 36. The only thing a beer tells you is when its time to go to the bathroom. 37. You are never embarrassed about the beer you bring to a party. 38. Its okay to leave a party with a different beer than the one you brought. 39. Beer wont drive you to drink. 40. You can shoot a beer. 41. A beer chaser is easier to catch. 42. You dont need a license to live with a beer. 43. A tree is good enough for a beer. 44. Beer doesnt grow hair where it shouldnt. 45. Beer doesnt care how much you earn. 46. Beer and ice dont mix. 47. Beer wont complain about your choice of vacation--it goes along happily. 48. Beer doesnt care if you go to sleep right after youve had it. 49. Beer is happy to ride in the trunk of your car. 50. You never have to promise to respect a beer in the morning. 51. Beer never complains about a wet spot. 52. You can put all your old beers together in one room and they wont fight. 53. A beer doesnt bleed one week out of the month
Posted on: Wed, 30 Oct 2013 19:28:23 +0000
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