Remember that sling I made one day here at home?... It had been raining for days, and bored out of my ass, I found some excitement when discovering some link chains, a few hooks and an old beach lounge chair. I ended up with quite a fierce sling with its own cup holder and even laptop straps. Well, a couple of months ago, a neighbor friend of mine who happens to be gay, had seen my sling pictures here on Facebook and began to bug me about installing a sling like mine up in his own room. I hesitated because I knew his entire place had just recently been re-modeled; new paints, new ceilings, new kitchen, and even a new room added to his place. I finally gave in and went to install a sling up in that new room of his, and for the love of God, I really dont know what the f*ck happened, but I kept making all kinds of holes up on that new ceiling of his and COULD NOT find a stud so I could screw in the hooks! I even had my own stud finder, but it kept f*cking up! I am not kidding when I say I f*cked up his new ceiling good, and I was so embarrassed. I told him I had become very nervous because he had his eyes on me all that time I climbed up the ladder. He just kept staring at me, concerned that perhaps I would make any unnecessary holes on that ceiling. I excused myself by daring to call myself an artist, and not a construction worker. I also lied to him. I told him I could go back another day and try to patch up and re-paint all those holes I did, but I never went. Oooopsie.
Posted on: Thu, 06 Mar 2014 12:03:58 +0000
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