SEE WHAT MY SECRETARY DID TO ME...! Two weeks ago was my 50th birthday and I wasnt feeling too hot that morning anyway. I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say Happy Birthday Love and probably have a present for me. She didnt even say Good Morning let alone any Happy Birthday. I thought, Well, thats wives for you, the children will remember. The children came in to breakfast and didnt say a word. When I started to the office I was feeling pretty low and despondent. As I walked into my office my secretary, Janet, said, Good morning, boss. Happy Birthday. And I felt a little better; someone had remembered. I worked until noon. Then, Janet knocked on my door and said, You know, its such a beautiful day outside and its your birthday, lets go to lunch, just you and me. I said, By George, thats the greatest thing Ive heard all day. Lets go. We went to lunch. We didnt go where we normally go; we went out to the country to a little private place. We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously. On the way back to the office, she said, You know, its such a beautiful day. We dont need to go back to the office, do we? I said, No, I guess not. She said, Lets go to my apartment. After arriving at her apartment she said, Boss, if you dont mind, I think Ill go upstairs and change. Sure, I excitedly replied. Change? Ooh lala! Couldnt believe this. So my secretary is this ... I understand this body language. Let me also get set for her. Ooh lala.. She went into her bedroom and, in about six minutes, she came out carrying a big birthday cake, followed by my wife, children, and dozens of our friends, all singing “Happy Birthday To Youuuuuuu”. And there I sat... on the couch... naked. !! (Na joke o)
Posted on: Sat, 01 Nov 2014 10:09:06 +0000
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