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SIGNS YOU DRINK TOO MUCH COFFEE... - You answer the door before people knock. - Juan Valdez named his donkey after you. - You ski uphill. - You grind your coffee beans in your mouth. - You haven’t blinked since the last lunar eclipse. - You lick your coffeepot clean. - You’re the employee of the month at the local coffeehouse and you don’t even work there. - Your eyes stay open when you sneeze. - You chew on other people’s fingernails. - Your T-shirt says, “Decaffeinated coffee is the devil’s blend.” - You can type sixty words per minute … with your feet. - You can jump-start your car without cables. - Cocaine is a downer. - You don’t need a hammer to pound nails. - Your only source of nutrition comes from “Sweet & Low.” - You don’t sweat, you percolate. - You buy 1/2 & 1/2 by the barrel. - You’ve worn out the handle on your favorite mug. - You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee. - You walk twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it’s not plugged in. - You forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them. - Charles Manson thinks you need to calm down. - You’ve built a miniature city out of little plastic stirrers imjussayin.co/?p=1473
Posted on: Sun, 25 Jan 2015 12:11:00 +0000

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