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STAR TREK BLOOPERS (to the tune of Starship Trooper by Yes) Plastic model, sailing on a string Wobbling, cheesy dimestore thing Matte lines flickring, all done in half a day Weve all seen them, but our eyes avert What we dont know, it can never hurt Star Trek bloopers, forgivable slips Catch a gaffe, blame it on the grips Dialogue loopers, miss the moving lips Weve all seen them, wish we never had What we dont know, cant be very bad Speak to me of Shatner Line pauses longer than minds can remember The splitting up of each command To ramble on in strange eccentric ways I still remember those new shows on Thursdays The we were there first days The Nielsen ratings werent so grand Stories told in strange eccentric ways George Takei, sits firmly at the helm Secret knowledge of another realm Walter K, as Chekov underwhelms Though we know this, we pretend hes cool Monkee hairdo, interstellar tool At its best its an hour of preaching dressed as sci-fi fairytales so clever Social causes and human flaws enacted while the monsters entertain you Relevant gist with a sci-fi twist so its easy to sway the suits its just illusion The Great Bird of the Galaxy is a hack we know but he can show us--fusion Shows rerun in summer Third season dumber, Spocks Brain is a bummer The studio has other plans To fill our slot with junk at which to gaze I still remember when Gene had a vision Sci-fi television That wasnt monster of the week Now its gone, and weve all parted ways
Posted on: Mon, 05 Jan 2015 04:19:56 +0000

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