Samuel Slimpossible Rudisha Muriuki was drinking keg in a bar when he noticed this beautiful young lady sitting next to him. “Hello there,” says Slimpossible, “and what is your name?” “Hello,” giggles Sina Kitu Kwa Mpesa, “I’m Stacey. What’s yours?” lied Mpenda Kitu Medium. “I’m Jim, lied Slimpossible” “Jim, do you want to come over to my house tonight? I mean, right now??” “Sure!” replies Jim, “Let’s go!” So Stacey takes Jim to her house and takes him to her room. Jim sits down on the bed while Stacey heads to the bathroom. He undresses and sits naked on the bed. He notices a picture of a man on Stacey’s desk. When she returns he begins to touch her and things start to get hot between them. He asks “Stacey, I noticed the picture of a man on your desk,” Jim says. “Is it your brother?” “No, it isn’t, Jim!” Stacey giggles. Jim’s eyes widen, suspecting that it might be Stacey’s husband. When he finally asks, “Is it your husband?” Stacey giggles even more, “No, silly!” Jim was relieved. “Then, it must be your boyfriend!” Stacey giggles even more while nibbling on Jim’s ear. She says, “No, silly!!” “Then, who is it?” Jim asks. Stacey replies, “That’s me BEFORE my operation!!” Muriuki fainted. Upon recuperating, he is asking for this advice having his butt serviced. His todays update tell all
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