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Sardars are back A Sardar went to a bank to open a S.B. A/C. After seeing the Form he went to Delhi for filling it up. You know why? Form said: Fill Up In Capital. 😀 Sardarji standing below a tube light with open mouth. Why? Because his doctor advised him: Todays dinner should be light ! 1 sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college. You know why? Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking. 😀 Santa! Your daughter has died! Depressed, Sardar jumps from 100th floor. At 50th floor he remembers I dont have a daughter! At 25th floor he remembers Im unmarried! At 10th floor he remembers Im Banta not Santa! 😀 On romantic date sardars gf asks him: Darling ! On our engagement will you give me a ring? He said: Sure ! Whats your phone no.? 😀 Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever. What will come first, chicken or egg? Oye Yaar, what ever u order first will come first. 😀 Teacher told all students to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except one Sardarji He wrote:Due To Rain, No Match! 😀 What does a sardar do after taking a Xerox? He will compare it with the original for any spelling mistakes. 😀 Why cant sardars dial Nine-Eleven (911) at emergency? They cannot find the eleven on the phone. 😀 Sardar & wife buy coffee in a shop. Sardar: Drink quickly before it gets cold. Wife: Why? Sardar: Hot coffee $5 and cold coffee $10. 😀 Sardar at an Art Gallery : I suppose this horrible luking thing is what you call modern art? Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror! What happens when a Sardarni delivers twins???? The Sardar does not sleep whole night, thinking who is the father of second child... Interviewer: what is your birth date? Sardar: 13th October Which year? Sardar: Oye ullu ke pathe___ EVERY YEAR 😬😆 Manager asked sardar at an interview. Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it? Sardar replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X. After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife, Do I look like a foreigner? Wife: No! Why? Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner? One tourist from U.S.A. asked Sardar: Any great man born in this village??? Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!! Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi So Sardar writes, Gandhi was a great man, but I dont know who is Jayanthi. Interviewer: just imagine you are on the3rd floor, it caught fire and how will you escape? Sardar: its simple. I will stop my imagination!!! Sardar: My mobile bill how much? Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123to know current bill status Sardar: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL. Sardar: I think that girl is deaf.. Friend: How do u know? Sardar: I told I Love her, but she said her chappals are new Friend: I got a brand new Ford IKON for my wife! Sardar: Wow!!! Thats an unbelievable exchange offer!!! Sardar in airplane going 2 Bombay .. While its landing he shouted: Bombay .. Bombay Air hostess said: B silent. Sardar: Ok.. Ombay. Ombay Teacher: What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA , RAM, GANDHI and BUDHA? Sardar: All are born on government holidays...!!! Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple? Sardar: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE
Posted on: Sat, 08 Nov 2014 10:23:51 +0000

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