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Sitting around on my break I suddenly realized that I was watching an episode of two broke girls. After ten minutes or so, I experienced a wide range of emotions. I started with a sudden and irresistible urge to murder the cast and crew, I would have said writers but there arent any, somebody simply recorded a bunch of middle school kids having middle school level conversations at recess and told the people in front of the cameras with no talent to reiterate it. Once that subsided, I was seized with an urge to commit suicide. In the attempt, I began shoving sharpened pencils into my abdomen, which actually saved my life because, after about ten stab a, I was having a much better time, was far more amused, and was in a much better mood that when I was watching the show.
Posted on: Tue, 06 Jan 2015 04:15:43 +0000

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