So I am babysitting my daughters pets this weekend, two Chihuahuas and a 8 week old kitten. As a rule the dogs are very good for me, but this weekend they have decided to gang up with my dog Rudy and have a bark a thon. Yep constant crazy yapping and chaos. I am sure that they all got together and decided to mess with Cindy. Example....bursting through the bathroom door while I am trying to go potty and jumping and barking all over the place, only to be joined by the kitten who incited a riot ...all while I am on the potty. The more I told them to knock it off the crazier they got.......Then it was breakfast time for the dogs...well they decided to play musical feed dish...all three of them yapping and going from each dish to another...again I say KNOCK IT OFF.....no response from them at all. It is like they cant understand English any longer. Then ...out of nowhere...I mean really no where I recite the vowels..A.E.I.O.U. and they freeze.....hmmm I may be on to something here...Now everyone is in the living room...I am trying to have my morning coffee in there. They form a circle around the kitten and start yapping..the kitten is doing that sideways half curled up jumping thing and it is insane...So I shout...A.E.I.O.U..and they freeze....I have come to the conclusion that this means something really terrible in doggie language. I now have the powers.. I AM WOMAN HEAR ME RECITE THE VOWELS.
Posted on: Sat, 02 Aug 2014 14:10:32 +0000