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So, Im at a very empty, un-named Germantown store & Im standing in an isle with Aria contemplating my future purchase when suddenly I let loose a silent but deadly. It was pretty rank. I thought I was safe & the smell would dissipate, but of course the only other person in the entire store turns right into my isle & walks right through the invisible, lingering stench. Damn.... To make it worse, this teenage male of another race, turns and looks right at my three year old. Obviously, he was expecting to see poopy pants. I manned up & said, Nope wasnt her. That one is all mine. My bad. He laughed & fumbled with the words, Its alright. Everybody does it. Yea they do. We both laugh & he leaves the isle quickly.... Im still laughing & still a shade of red ;) Blurring the race lines in Memphis one fart at a time.
Posted on: Wed, 17 Sep 2014 20:55:21 +0000

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