So today I was demoted. While leaving BJs in Bethel, my wife - TopicsExpress



          

So today I was demoted. While leaving BJs in Bethel, my wife starts telling me about how she is in charge because she knows everything that happens in our lives and she manages everything and she makes shit happen (which I cant really deny) and then proceeds to tell me that I am a trophy and I should act as such. After a laughing fit, we drive past the Harley Davidson dealer on Federal road and I then ask if I am a trophy, can I go buy a Harley? Her reply was (and I quote), babe, your not that kind of trophy... THEN, on our way home, we pass an intersection on Hattertown Rd. and there are two signs about the intersection, one is the intersection sign and the other one say Caution, Dangerous Intersection! As we pass the intersection, there are no stop signs. I then say, if this is a dangerous intersection, why not just put stop signs at the intersection. My wife replies with, it will ruin the country look. I then say, so wait, they put two bright yellow signs, one stating that there is an intersection and one that says its dangerous but that doesnt ruin the country look? I dont understand... and without missing a beat my wife says, Honey, youre too pretty to understand. #ilovemywife #trophyhusband #tooprettytounderstandjack #notthatkindoftrophy
Posted on: Mon, 04 Aug 2014 01:07:01 +0000

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