Spilled an entire enormous glass of iced tea on myself yesterday - TopicsExpress



          

Spilled an entire enormous glass of iced tea on myself yesterday at a restaurant (while trying to prevent Eva from spilling something) = fail. Spilled a cup of (cold) coffee all over the kitchen today = fail. I peel the skin off my knuckle while attempting to peel ginger = fail. Matt comes home and shatters a full bottle of beer all over the kitchen = fail. I attempt to clean shattered glass/beer mess and accidentally vacuum up a diamond earring = fail. Dig through the disgusting, full bag of vacuum dirt...AND FIND THE EARRING!!! Im a WINNER!!!
Posted on: Tue, 29 Apr 2014 01:20:35 +0000

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