Standing in line at supermarket, listening to Stephen Lynchs Ugly Baby and start singing chorus under my breath daaamn thats an ugly babaaay. Woman in front of me turns around with a pissed look on her face: Woman: Excuse me?! You think WHAT about my baby??. She moves aside and I see her pram and baby inside. Me: What?!....OH! No no! Im listening to a song called ugly baby!! Woman: Thats awful! What kind of person listens to that?! Me, after a pause: Umm, people with a sense of humour.... Woman: You are a terrible person LOVE being back in the UK. P.s. Her baby was a bloody marshmallow man!
Posted on: Tue, 29 Oct 2013 19:06:04 +0000
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