Subject: The Wife About Wife When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. ~By Lee Majors After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just cant face each other, but still they stay together. ~By Al Gore By all means marry. If you get a good wife, youll be happy. If you get a bad one, youll become a philosopher. ~BySocrates Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. ~By Mike Tyson The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, What does a woman want? ~By George Clooney I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. ~By Bill Clinton Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays. ~By George W. Bush I dont worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. ~By Rudy Giuliani Theres a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. Its called marriage. ~By Michael Jordan Ive had bad luck with all my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn’t.” The third gave me more children! ~By Donald Trump Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming 1. Whenever youre wrong, admit it, 2. Whenever youre right, shut up. ~By Shaquille O’Neal The most effective way to remember your wifes birthday is to forget it once... ~By Kobe Bryant You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. By David Hasselhoff My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. ~By Alec Baldwin A good wife always forgives her husband when shes wrong. ~By Barack Obama Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy. ~ByTommy Lee A man inserted an ad in the classifieds: Wife wanted. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: You can have mine. ~By Brad Pitt First Guy (proudly): My wifes an angel! Second Guy : Youre lucky, mines still alive. ~ By Jimmy Kimmel “Honey, what happened to ‘ladies first’?” Husband replies, “That’s the reason why the world’s a mess today, because a lady went first!” ~By David Letterman “First there’s the promise ring, then the engagement ring, then the wedding ring...soon after...es Suffe r..ing! ~By Jay Leno
Posted on: Tue, 09 Sep 2014 03:40:08 +0000
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