Superb Hi Level Technical Jokes: Scientists were playing hide & seek in heaven. Einstein was seeker. Newton didnt hide & stood in a square of 1 meter. Einstein: I found u Newton !! Thhappa !!! Newton: U are Wrong. I am not Newton. As I am standing in 1 mtr square, I am Newton/per mt sq. So I am Pascal. ----------------------------- Q: What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder? A: You may have graduated but Ive got many degrees -------------------------- Did you hear oxygen and magnesium got together? OMg! ---------------------------- Did you know Oxygen went on a date with Potassium? It was OK. -------------------------------v A photon walks into a hotel. The porter asks, May I take your bags? The photon replies Its fine, thanks. Im travelling light. ----------------------------- Atom 1: I just lost an electron. Atom 2: Are you sure? Atom 1: Im positive. ------------------------------ Q:What do you get when you mix 2 iron atoms & cobalt CoFFee ------------------------------ : What do you get after reaction of two sodium atoms with a Barium atom...A BaNaNa ----------------------------- Q: Why did a scientist install a door knocker? A: coz he wanted to win a no-bell prize!!!!!!!!
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