Surgeons Coffee Break Five surgeons are taking a coffee break and talking about work. 1st surgeon says: Accountants are the best to operate on because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered. 2nd surgeon says: Nah, librarians are the best. Everything inside them is in alphabetical order. 3rd responds: Try electricians, man! Everything inside them is color coded. 4th intercedes: I like engineers. They always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end. To which the 5th surgeon, who has been quietly listening to the conversation, says: I prefer lawyers. Theyre heartless, spineless, gutless and their heads and their butts are interchangeable.
Posted on: Mon, 07 Jul 2014 13:29:38 +0000
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