Thanks Mark Furman A fifteen-year old boy walked into a pharmacy. - TopicsExpress



          

Thanks Mark Furman A fifteen-year old boy walked into a pharmacy. How much is it for one condom?, he asked the pharmacist. Sorry, son, but they only come in packs of three and theyre $3.50, said the pharmacist. Darn, said the disappointed boy, I dont have enough money. And today I was planning on getting lucky with my new girlfriend. Well, said the pharmacist, in that case you can take a box for free. Gee, thanks!!! yelled the boy as he dashed out the door holding the box of condoms. That night, he was at his girlfriends house, and everyone was seated at the dinner table, ready to eat. They all said grace with bowed heads, and then they began eating. As dinner progressed, the girl noticed that the boys head was still bowed. I didnt know you were so religious, she whispered to her young boyfriend, impressed. I didnt know your dad was a pharmacist, was his reply.
Posted on: Mon, 25 Nov 2013 04:11:44 +0000

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