The Arms Political Party held a press conference to denounce the terrorism of Pneumonia that had rocked the body over the weekend. "We denounce in the strongest terms possible the cowardly act seeking to legitimize an extremist and violent ideology that has no place in the present Body politics."The day before, the Legs Political Party had issued a similar statement and other minor groups such as the Hair United Association and the Skin and Nails Youth League had faxed press releases saying the same. Meanwhile, members of the Brain and Mind society were still in hospital, the news having sent them into a comma. The Soul, watching the news on CNN in Jamaica (it had been banished into exile many years before and was just now on its annual vacation from its kindergaten teaching job) shook his head- "But i kept on telling it to wear a sweater, and more importantly, to stay out of the rain!"
Posted on: Mon, 30 Sep 2013 07:02:07 +0000