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The Bacon Tree Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert after crossing into the United States , wandering aimlessly and starving. They are about to just lie down and await death when all of a sudden Luis says......... Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell? Ees bacon, I theenk. Ees, Luis, eet sure smell like bacon. With renewed hope they struggle up the next sand dune, and there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon. Theres raw bacon, theres fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon ... Every imaginable kind of cured pork. Pepe, Pepe, wees saved! Ees a bacon tree! Luis, maybe ees a meerage? Wees in the desert dont forget. Pepe, since when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell like bacon...ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree! And with that, Luis staggers towards the tree. He gets to within 5 metres, Pepe crawling close behind, when suddenly a machine gun opens up, and Luis drops like a wet sock. Mortally wounded, he warns Pepe with his dying breath.... Pepe... Go back, man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree! Luis, Luis mi amigo... what ees it? Pepe.. ees not a bacon tree. Ees.... Ees..... Ees.... Ees.... Ees... Ees.... Ees..... a ham bush....
Posted on: Sun, 10 Nov 2013 23:29:29 +0000

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