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The Real Losers Of The Electoral Crises Rocking The Nigeria Governors’ Forum (NGF) Teacher: 19 and 16 which is greater? Okon: Inconclusive! Teacher: What do you mean by inconclusive? Okon, you have started again! Who can give me the right answer? Akpos: 16! Teacher: Wrong! Akpos: Shuo-O! Nigeria Governor’s Forum (NGF) never change am! Teacher: Eh, wonders shall never end! So you can’t get this common simple arithmetic right. What’s the relationship between this simple arithmetic and Nigeria Governors’ Forum? Akpos: Auntie (Teacher), I heard in the news that the Nigeria Governors’ Forum (NGF) have updated the rules of arithmetic. It seems that you are not current and not aware of the latest revised rules of simple arithmetic by NGF now in use. Teacher: How and what do you mean exactly by that? Akpos: In the last Nigeria Governors’ Forum (NGF) election, contested by two governors, Amaechi and Jang, one governor scored 19 votes and the other scored 16 votes and the governor who scored 16 votes won the election. So you see, 16 is now greater than 19!... Okon: (Cuts in) Point of correction, the election was inconclusive despite the score of 19:16 votes. So the answer to Auntie’s question (19 and 16 which is greater?) is inconclusive! I got it right. Obioma: From the new revised rules of simple arithmetic from NGF, the answer to Auntie’s question can be - inconclusive, 16 and even 19, as claimed by different factions - so all three answers are correct. Teacher: Please, leave everything about Nigeria Governors’ Forum (NGF) and its electoral crises out of this class. This is an arithmetic class, and not a political class. Obioma: Auntie, but you have been telling us that the Nigerian governors should be our role models whom we, as children, should look up to emulate. Are you now telling us that they are not worthy of being our role models anymore?! Teacher: (Confused and speechless with mouth agape!) Laugh off your sorrows and that stress to stay healthy!
Posted on: Mon, 17 Jun 2013 17:10:38 +0000

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