The day is back again… those who are not one twitter missing lots of FUN.... Its Neil Nitin Mukesh’s birthday today... he is the new Alok Nath on Twitter, trending on his birthday! Top trend on twitter.... Here go some of the 33 hilarious jokes on Neil Nitin Mukesh... Njoy have Fun... 1) Neil nitin mukesh was named by a short term memory loss patient 2) Ekta Kapoor will show Neil Nitin Mukeshs face nine times from different angles during emotional scene... 3) Three Minutes Three Minutes Three Minutes : Arnab Goswami interrupting Neil Nitin Mukesh on News Hour 4) Neil Nitin Mukesh is ‘teen’ since his birth. 5) Think thrice before you crack a joke on Neil Nitin Mukesh. 6) Neil Nitin Mukesh can vote for AAP, BJP and Congress respectively. 7) When Neil Nitin Mukesh cracks a joke, people tell him abbey yaar 3 much ho gaya. 8) Polio campaign - 6 boond zindagi ke! Polio drops for Neil Nitin Mukesh. 9) When Neil Nitin Mukesh reserves an auto, it is called a shared auto 10) I wonder if Neil Nitin Mukesh is the only person involved in Love triangle? 11) Gutthi can do a complete 5 minute intro joke sequence with Neil Nitin Mukesh. Nitin-Neil, Neil-Nitin, Neil-Mukesh..... 12) Amir Khan, Sharman Joshi & R Madhavan should thank Vidhu Vinod Chopra for not thinking of Neil Nitin Mukesh for 3-Idiots. 13) Neil Nitin Mukesh Have 18 sense ....... 6 sense per person... 14) Those who thought Neil Nitin Mukesh is three STFU Sanjay Leela Bhansaali is a entire family Sanjay- Leela- Bahan -Saali. 15) Once Mithun da spent an hour with Neil Nitin Mukesh and since then he started saying, Kya baat, Kya baat hai, Kya baat. 16) 3 mistakes of my life was originally Neil Nitin Mukeshs dads autobiography !! 17) All the movies of Neil Nitin Mukesh flop because teen tigada, kaam bigada. 18) Does Neil Nitin Mukesh gets to vote 3 times ? 19) Neil Nitin Mukeshs was the only student who could opt Science, Commerce and Arts after 10th. 20) Neil Nitin Mukesh jokes are so much fun! 9 cheers to Neil Nitin Mukesh! 21) Neil Nitin Mukesh made out with his girlfriend. They had a foursome. 22) Girl: So do you have a girlfriend? Neil Nitin Mukesh: No Girl: So are you single? Neil Nitin Mukesh: No 23) Arnab called Neil Nitin Mukesh in his show. He couldnt interrupt them coz they were interrupting themselves. 24) Passing marks for Neil Nitin Mukesh is 99% 25) Neil Nitin Mukesh was riding on his bike n was charged for being triple seat . 26)शायद Neil Nitin Mukeshके माता-िपताराजाराम मोहनरायके िवचारसे बहतभािवतथे। 27) When Neil Nitin Mukesh takes a selfie, its a family photo. 28) Neil Nitin Mukesh can be the new ambassador of Zandu balm because ek balm teen kaam. 29) Neil Nitin Mukesh is always on conference call. 30) Neil Nitin Mukesh can do Group discussion with himself 31) Neil Nitin Mukeshs cellphone has three distinct Operating Systems: iOS 6, Android 4.4 and Windows 8.1 installed in it. 32) Telecom companies should sign Neil Nitin Mukesh as their brand ambassador for 3G Services 33) Gabbur- kitne admi they, Sambha- neil nitin mukesh....
Posted on: Wed, 15 Jan 2014 12:51:32 +0000
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