The day the Penis asked for a raise Dear : Vagina I the Penis hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons I do physical labor I work at great depths I plunge head first into everything I do. I do not get weekends or public holidays off. I work in a damp environment. I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation. I work in high temperatures. My work exposes me to contagiious diseases. Sincerely, P.Niss The V respond Dear : Penis After assesing your request and considering the argument u have raise the adminstration rejects your request for the following reasons.. You do not work 8 hours stright. You fall asleep after brief work periods You do not always follow the orders of the management team. You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations. You do not take iintiative you need to be pressures and stimulated in order to start working. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift,You dont always observe necessary safety regulations such as wearing the correct protective clothing. You will retire well before you are 65. You are unable to work double shift. You sometimes leave your desgnated work area before you have completed assignated work task and if that were not all You have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carring two suspicious looking bags. Sincerly: V,Gina
Posted on: Sat, 13 Dec 2014 07:45:38 +0000
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