The future of the cat fancy on our doorstep: The Cat’s Meow Café and Cattery Woman comes in to order her new cat. Cat seller: “Please come in! Have a seat. Would you like some coffee?” Woman: “No thanks. I prefer tea. Coffee is so bad for you these days.” Cat seller: “You’re right. I have Lipton. Is that okay?” Woman: “Actually, I only drink green tea. I especially prefer Japanese green tea.” Cat seller: “I’m so sorry I don’t have Japanese green tea, but I do have green tea. Would you like some sugar with that?” Woman: “Um, water would be just fine, thanks.” Cat seller: “okay, I’ll be right back. Please make yourself at home and then we’ll go ahead and have a look at the kittens, alright?” Woman: “Okay, I just have to get home by… my husband…” Cat seller: “so what type of kitten are you looking for? We have SOOO many to chose from, you see!” Woman: “I really can’t decide. We all like the spotted leopard pattern and the ones with tiny little dwarf legs. But we also love those folded and curled eared ones too. Oh, it’s so hard deciding.” Cat seller: “I think I have just the right kitten for you!!! We have only one! It has one folded ear and one curled.” Woman: “That’s so interesting!” Cat seller: “Yes, you may be the only person in the world with a cat like this. It’s very very rare!” Woman: “I bet! I’ve never heard of one. So what about the coat? We can’t decide on either spotted or hairless.” Cat seller: “Well, you’re in luck because it’s both spotted like a leopard AND hairless.” Woman: “Wow, I’ve got to see this cat! But what about the legs?” Cat seller: “We modified the legs so they are short like a munchkin with a large body like a Savannah?” Woman: “How much do you want for this cat?” Cat seller: “well, lets go have a look first, shall we?” Price $25,000
Posted on: Fri, 02 Aug 2013 12:54:59 +0000
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