The side effects of my new medication include loss of memory, loss of hope followed by brief bouts of ebullience, loss of limb, the strange sensation that youre watching Gary Cooper films, runny nose, the even stranger sensation that youre IN a Gary Cooper film, an itchy cloaca and the illusion that you ARE an iguana to pull off such an itch, IRITABILITY, inability to spell IRRITABILITY, and the development of a spotted airsack on ones throat; also, nightmares that youre having all of these symptoms while singing Alouette on The Lawrence Welk Show. Sigh, its going to be a long week.
Posted on: Tue, 15 Apr 2014 19:46:15 +0000
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