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The twins my precious Granddaughters with the usual dialogue by their Mother my lovely Daughter. Stranger/Friend/Relative: Are they twins? Me: Yes, they are. Stranger/Friend/Relative (pause): But they dont look like twins. Me: No, they dont, because they are not identical twins. Stranger/Friend/Relative (longer pause): They look very different. Arent they identical? Since theyre both girls they must be identical. Me: They are fraternal twins, not identical. They do not look the same. Stranger/Friend/Relative (looks at me suspiciously): But why dont they look similar? One has dark hair and the other is blonde! Me (stares in disbelief): Im sorry, I really dont know why they look so different. They were kind of, um, born that way. Stranger/Friend/Relative (disappointed): So strange, they dont even look like sisters. Me (getting desperate): It is really ok, we dont mind that they look different. Stranger/Friend/Relative (murmurs to themselves): That one is prettier... Me (barely surviving the conversation): Each one is unique, we never compare them. Stranger/Friend/Relative (clueless): Oh well, God bless the little munchkins. They sure look different though... Me (in a defeated whisper): They. Are. Not. Identical. Stop. Repeat 12000 times a month
Posted on: Fri, 25 Apr 2014 21:54:29 +0000

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