There comes a time in your life that you realize that you cant do the things you used to do. Im finally starting that journey to I Remember When Land!! To make matters worse Im stuck in the bathroom right now!!! It all started last night. When I left choir rehearsal I was full of the Holt Spirit but my stomach was empty. As Im driving home I decided to visit a place I havent been to in a long time. Where did I go? Thats right!! I went to White Castle!! Since Ive been watching my weight I dont eat things that I used to eat (ok! I do cheat on occasion). So I get a sack of 10 and go home. After I got home I dived into the bag. Its been a long time since I had one of those soft and soggy burgers between my fingers. I ate the first Scoobie Snack and it was sooooooooo good!! I took the next Scoobie Snack out of the box and had the same feeling as the first. This went on until I got to number 8. After finishing number 8 I felt guilty about what I did but the fullness of my stomach said Sleep it off dude!! Youll be ok! I took the remaining two Scoobie Snacks and put them in the fridge and went to bed happy. After arriving at work this morning I decided to get back on the wagon and have something healthy for bfast. While on line in the cafeteria I figured a fresh banana smoothie would be a great choice. I got my LARGE banana smoothie and went back to my shop. As Im drinking the smoothie I feel something in my stomach that I never felt before. Then I finish the smoothie and stand up. As Im walking around my shop I noticed a Duck was following me and was getting bigger. Then my stomach starts flipping like Gabby the Olympic chick!!! Now Im starting to think What the hell is going on? Then it hit me!! The banana smoothie mixed with yesterdays White Castle burgers were a toxic mix!!! Now Im getting a feeling that the South Gate Valve wasnt going to hold so I made my way to the mens room and found it empty. Thats was a good thing!! After making the preparations for operation Dump The Tank I commence. Well let me just say stuff like that never used to happen to me because I had a Cast Iron Stomach!! The cast iron must be getting rusty!!!!!! Excuse me for a minute HEY!!! Can SOMEONE PASS ME ANOTHER ROLL?? Sorry about that. Well as we all get older the things we used to do we cant do anymore. Right now I have no feeling in my legs or feet. Ive been on the Throne for 2 hours and I think Ill be finished before its time to go home. So remember things that you used to do and make sure you have enough Rubbin Ribbon on hand!!
Posted on: Wed, 16 Oct 2013 18:57:29 +0000
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