There lives a man in a town called DONT BRING YOURSELF, he is so wicked 2 d extent dat if u ar passing by n u touch his house if he is happy, he will stone u but if he is not he will cut off ur head .Beside dis mans house was sam soldierman who built a huge house. one day dis soldierman had a lorry accident so is time 4 d colleagues soldiers 2 kam n make d funeral n burial service n all of dem arrived in numba around 6 oclock pm . They started playin lifeband with sorrowful songs n one of their commander called SAJENT TIGER who felt 2 go n urinate but due 2 d crowd he passed via d darkness n got 2 dis wicked mans house n he started releasin d urine papapapatatatat a ! on dis mans wall, immediately, d wicked man heard someone on his wall n he started roaring like hungry lion dat who is dere ! i repeat who is dere? but he heard no answer. He said again if i kam out 4 u, u will find ur neck with no head , he quickly jumped 4rm his bed with torch n cutlass on his palms, when he got closer d whole place was dark n he doesnt know dat d man is soldier.He said heey who areu or is ur fada who told u 2 kam n urinate ova here n b4 he turns his torch light on n see, here was some tough n fat soldierman due to d fear dat ovawhelmed him lets listen 2 wat he said Oh my old frnd soldierman when did u arrive ? but no answer n he said again WHY CANT U KAM INSIDE MY ROOM N URINATE ON MY BED 4 ME n u rada exposed urself ovahere 4 people 2 laugh at u? let go so dat u release d rest on my bed n d soldier said wats d cutlass 4 ? he answered iiiiiiiiiiii want 2222222222 use iiiiiiiiiiit 2 drive mosquitoes away!!! I LUV ALL MY FUNS. #OTF
Posted on: Tue, 07 Oct 2014 20:48:23 +0000
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