This is a Fox News Alert. My sources confirm that NORAD is now tracking an unidentified object nearing the continental United States. The object appears to be a sleigh piloted by a rotund individual wearing a red hat and matching coat. NORAD officials believe the sleigh is being powered by eight - I repeat - eight reindeer. Government officials are now instructing American boys and girls to implement Emergency Snack Procedures. Placement of milk and cookies is reportedly underway in many border towns. Children, both naughty and nice, should commence bed time preparations. Merry Christmas, folks. #toddschristmas
Posted on: Thu, 25 Dec 2014 01:02:02 +0000
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